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“Just call on me baby …”
I’ll be the first to admit that I am not a huge Whitney Houston fan. Let me rephrase that: I’m not a big fan of that type of poppy, over-synthesized, played-on-one-instrument-and-one-instrument-only...
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Dulcet tones de McCrabass
…can be heard on The Matthew Aaron Show at 4pm Pacific time TODAY. I’ll be yukking it up with my pal, Matt Aaron talking about whatever moves us– like bran and broccoli– then we’ll be talking to...
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Grand Dames in Tuk-Tuks
If you want to see a sweet movie, go see, Even though I spent years working in the movie business, I am not a movie reviewer. Surprised? A lot of folks think you can’t have one without the other, which...
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A Saturday in June with David
David is one of my dearest friends. He’s highly intelligent, has a quick wit that’s matched by no one, and is kind and caring. I met him in Los Angeles right after a horrible break-up and we became...
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And then some ..
First, this parody has me giggling uncontrollably. Just watch it — you’ll like it — trust me. (thanks to Braulio B. for this. MWAH!) “Wouldn’t this fake job be better if these girls could see each...
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Tone-on-Tone engaged
Newsflash: Two of the dullest people in the world are finally engaged. I know you’ve been losing sleep over the whole “Will they or won’t they?” time-suck. And now you have two folks you can send your...
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The Daily Wank
Raquel Welch — she’s been part of many a young person’s daily pud wank or finger bang since she first burst on the scene some 19 years after being born in Ravenswood Hospital. She’s stunning and looks...
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McCrabass+Porn=Faith Restored
Now, you all know that I once worked in the movie biz, correct? I ain’t shittin’ you on this tasty tidbit, monkehs. It’s all that time spent in dark, dank editing rooms with mostly self-important...
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Five-Oh Things-Oh! 10/14/13
Alright, alright, I’m back so y’all can rest your sphincters. 1) It’s time to stop the madness that are Open Letters. First, Sinead sent one to Miley Cyrus for being all slutty, trampy and gauche....
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Five Things: 11/22/13
No preamble today, so let’s dive in. 1) I mean, really..why NOT make a 5 1/2 hour film about self-loathing and sexual addiction? Wait, it’s been cut down to 4 hours because it, um, isn’t quite...
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